Like, I'm not one for punting children, but those FREAKING STAGE ACTORS are the exception, not the rule. They look like they'd make squeaky toy noises if I squeezed them (and threw them across a room). If they were real, I'd kick one of them down a hallway, no hesitation. I'd definitely drop a stage light on them Phantom-style if given the opportunity, too.
And this goes for both the good ones and evil ones. More likely the evil ones, though.