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The Germ Citizens are mental figures in Ford's Fractured Mind, more notoriously from Ford’s bowling aspect, Strike City. This cartoony-looking creatures live on a giant metropolis filled with tons of green sticky mucus and a large, greenish fog that covers most of the lower portion of the city. Multiple of them are seen across the mental world going on their daily life activities, though still waiting for the moment when they all get sprayed out of existence.

Appearance[]

Their shape is quite similar to the one of a bowling pin but much midget, they present a blueish color (mostly approaching the tints of light blue) giving them a jelly texture to themselves. Each one of them wears different outfits according to their roles on the landscape; boys and girls, ladies and gentleman with clothing similar to the one in the 60’s or 50’s, some even have large wearable signs with quotes like "True Love Never Dies!" or "Clear Skies Are Coiviing!", and a small portion of these germs has construction worker clothing.

Interactions with NPCs[]

Germ Attendant[]

Quotes[]

Dialogue[]

(Raz falls) Raz: "Ahh! Lookout!"

Germ Man: "Hey!"

Raz: "Sorry!"

Germ Lady: "Ahh!"

Raz: "I'll pay for that!"

Germ Attendant: "Hey, I was eating that!"

Raz: "Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Raz: "Comin' through!"

Germ Crane Operator: "Hey, I know that guy!"

Raz: "Whoops! Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Germ Guy[]

Quotes[]

Dialogue[]

Germ Guy: "The end is coming!"

Pink Germ Lady in yellow hat: "Oh, give it a rest, Guy!"

Germ Guy: "Death is coming from above!"

Raz: "Uh..."

Germ Man: "Guy was right! All hail Guy the prophet!"

Tough Germ[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) Come back here and fight!
  • (Again) Do that again and you'll be sorry!
  • (Again) Okay, that does it. You're dead.
  • (Again) Hey!
  • (Again) Oh, you're askin' for it, pal!
  • (Again) Oh, ain't so tough without your bowling ball, I'll bet.

Polite Germ[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) Sorry if I got in the way.
  • (Again) Hope I didn't make anything too sticky.
  • (Again) Please, don't mind me.
  • (Again) Pardon me.
  • (Again) My mistake.

Germ Kids[]

Quotes[]

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  • (First Germ Kid when squished with bowling ball) You think that hurt? That didn't hurt!
  • (Again) Aw, you got me!
  • (Again) Mom! That kid squished me!
  • (Again) Okay, now I'm "it"!
  • (Again) Ah! My PB&J!
  • (Again) Hey! Not fair!
  • (Again) Aw, come on, not in front of my friends.
Dialogue[]

Skate Germ: "Man, if this stuff wasn't in the way, I'd totally be riding that sick halfpipe."

Second Germ Kid: "Yeah right. You're afraid."

Skate Germ: "Oh, you're so brave, why don't you do it?"

Second Germ Kid: "I'm goin' to. I'm just waiting for my muscles to warm up."

Skate Germ: "Pfft. What muscles?"

Second Germ Kid: "You'll see 'em, when I'm ridin' that sick half pipe."

Skate Germ: "You mean, when I'M riding that sick half pipe."

Germ Ladies[]

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  • (The pink Germ Lady in yellow hat when squished with bowling ball) Ah!
  • (Again) Well, I never!
  • (The Germ Lady in brown hat when squished with bowling ball) What has this city come to?
  • (Again) How rude!
  • (Again) I just ironed these clothes!
Dialogue[]

Germ Guy: "The end is coming!"

Pink Germ Lady in yellow hat: "Oh, give it a rest, Guy!"

Germ Guy: "Death is coming from above!"

Raz: "Uh..."

Germ Man: "Guy was right! All hail Guy the prophet!"

(Raz talks to the blue Germ Lady in yellow hat) Raz: "Ah ha! This looks like the way to Ford!"

Blue Germ Lady in yellow hat: "Yes! This is THE WAY! But the path to HIM is not always clear!"

Raz: "Uh, thanks!"

(Raz falls) Raz: "Ahh! Lookout!"

Germ Man: "Hey!"

Raz: "Sorry!"

Germ Lady: "Ahh!"

Raz: "I'll pay for that!"

Germ Attendant: "Hey, I was eating that!"

Raz: "Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Raz: "Comin' through!"

Germ Crane Operator: "Hey, I know that guy!"

Raz: "Whoops! Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Lazy Germ[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) Hey, man. What's the rush? Don't you know the world's endin'?

Germ Man[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) Spare my family, please!
  • (Again) Please, I'm a family man.
  • (Again) There's no call for that.
Dialogue[]

Germ Guy: "The end is coming!"

Pink Germ Lady in yellow hat: "Oh, give it a rest, Guy!"

Germ Guy: "Death is coming from above!"

Raz: "Uh..."

Germ Man: "Guy was right! All hail Guy the prophet!"

(Raz falls) Raz: "Ahh! Lookout!"

Germ Man: "Hey!"

Raz: "Sorry!"

Germ Lady: "Ahh!"

Raz: "I'll pay for that!"

Germ Attendant: "Hey, I was eating that!"

Raz: "Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Raz: "Comin' through!"

Germ Crane Operator: "Hey, I know that guy!"

Raz: "Whoops! Excuse me!"

Germ Lady: "Police!"

Sandwich Board Germ[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) You can squish me but you can't squish the truth!
  • (Again) Don't attack the messenger!
  • (Again) Ahh!
  • (Again) Even if I don't live to see it, there will be a tomorrow!

Skate Germ[]

Quotes[]

Reactions[]
  • (When squished with bowling ball) Uncool.
  • (Again) You scratched my board, jerk!
  • (Again) Get some control over your ride, man.
Dialogue[]

Skate Germ: "Man, if this stuff wasn't in the way, I'd totally be riding that sick half pipe."

Second Germ Kid: "Yeah right. You're afraid."

Skate Germ: "Oh, you're so brave, why don't you do it?"

Second Germ Kid: "I'm goin' to. I'm just waiting for my muscles to warm up."

Skate Germ: "Pfft. What muscles?"

Second Germ Kid: "You'll see 'em, when I'm ridin' that sick half pipe."

Skate Germ: "You mean, when I'M riding that sick half pipe."

Trivia[]

  • Raz can roll over the citizens with the bowling ball and most won't be harmed.

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